Fortunes and Flubs: On the first day of Christmas

Ashton's Sayings

"mom, i'm glad I was your first baby...but even if I wasn't your first, I would just be glad to be your anything." 11.23.2011
While choking on some steak gasped "I need a blessing!" 5.29.2010
"I want to be a laminite for my birthday" 03.2010
[Sport Confussion] . A: "Mom, I need a helmet on so I can kick the basketball."
A: (while praying) bless Dad on his testimony..."(he meant test) 02.08.10
A:"The sun went night-night because he is tired of me..."11.15.09
Me: "do you like my new hair cut?" A: "no, I can't see your eyeballs."11.10.09
A: "Dang it!" Me:"what is it?" A: "Dang it, why are you are so CUTE Mommy!" 11.15.09
"Mommy, my tummy hurts, my bellybutton is sick!"09.2009
"Mom, you're scaring me!" ME: "why?" Ashton: "because you are happy!" 11.01.2009